Sunday, September 21, 2008

Brown Bagging It-Alex's Story

Day One: 
After be horrified to find that my bags all smelt like the Ocean. After smelling them all in a very suspicious manner causing many strangers, I settled on one that was crunchy and hard and was relieved to find it full of croutons. I love croutons by the way. So I happily ate the entire bag and made a song about how much I love croutons. 

Day Two: 
Once more in an attempt to find the best bag in the group, I smelt the bags and found the least greasy one. Upon cutting the tape on the bag I found it full of what looked like the white underside of an orange peel. Gingerly I picked up the disgusting particles and attempted to eat them. It was like eating a potato past it's prime. It was disgusting and nasty and I hate it. Mary later told me it is was Squid Jerky. 

Day Three: 

Dried Shrimp. Oh My God. I hate Sea food to the extreme, and shrimp are the worst! Upon opening my bag to find it full of little dried shrimp complete with little feet the only thing that could pass through my mind was "Oh My God, Mary is feeding me turtle food". Actually really, the dried shrimp looked exactly like the food we feed my Bio Class pet turtle, Mountain Dew.  I'll post pictures later to prove it. So in an act in horror I collected a handful shoved into my mouth and swallowed it after two quick chews. Then I stole a bottle of water from one of my friends and gave a few swishes to get rid of the little legs getting stuck in my gums. 

Day Four: 

Wasabi Peas. I am not a fan of the Peas. I am not a fan of Wasabi. I can't do Wasabi to the extreme due to my stomach issues. My mother and father love Wasabi Peas. So I shared half with my mother while I choked down the other half. Actually I once had a friend named Kate Warren who say the Wasabi pea can in our kitchen and said, "Washable Peas" out loud to read the label. We all made fun of her for a week. 

Day Five: 

I found four tiny round toffee looking things in the bag. The were chocolate. I hate chocolate, but these were really good, except for the little hazelnut in the middle. But they were really good, something I would definitely eat them again. I think I am gonna buy some more. 

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